i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

(via stabs)


Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via obliteratedinnocence)


my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

(via obliteratedinnocence)


for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

(via disowns)